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The return of "Mr Angry"
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
OK so I acknowledge straight away that today has not been a good day.It has been very warm and muggy all day and as is typical, First Crapital Connect manage to reduce my normal train down to four carriages (from 8) so everyone has to cram together and bake.
This also happened on the way home but at least I managed to get a seat.
Unfortunately at Farringdon some fat assed, menopausal woman decided to sit against me and proceeded to spend the entire journey trying to squash me against the side of the train. Not only that but she was incredibly hot, smelly and sweaty and jabbed my in the ribs for the duration of the journey. She also managed to catch me across the face with her newspaper and obscure the view of my DS.,
I tried to counter act but didn't seem to get anywhere. I knew I was in a bad mood so I decided not to say anything. I bided my time and waited until I had to get off the train. I knew she wouldn't move out of the way and I knew she would aim to slide into my seat and hers (lets face it her ass was that big she needed two seats). So what did I do? I made sure as I lifted my leg to get over her bulk, that I caught the sole of my shoe along the top of her white jeans. It's juvenile but I felt better for leaving her with muddy prints on the top of her legs.
Bitch! Some people no idea of personal space.
Other people don't seem to know when to shut up either. There was a guy who tried to spend the journey shouting at his mobile, as my commute takes me through several tunnels, he wasn't very successful.
And then there were the Australian tourists/students. And what I am about to say may offend but it's MY OPINION. You chose to come to the UK to travel/teach/learn/work/bum off the state. If you don't like, fuck of back to where you come from. The railway etc will be a lot less crowded without you.
And while I am ranting about foreigners... Why is everyone so amazed that Steve Irwin croaked it yesterday? He was an idiot. A man who made a living by upsetting animals in their natural habitat. At some point in his career something would have killed him. And thankfully for us and the rest of the human race, the sting ray managed the job quite successfully.
Now would you please shut up about this Crook-a-dile Dun-don't and give the sting ray it's own gold plated tank with all the fish it can eat...
At least I have something to look at whilst waiting for the train...
My Brain Training score for yesterday was 57, not good...
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