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The indignity!

Friday, May 26, 2006

I am not fat, the basket is too small!Oh the indignity! Not only was I rudely awoken this morning, I was man handled, thrown into this little plastic box and carted off like some unwanted live stock! I was so nervous I wet myself.

The best of it that I had to suffer being pawed by some hairy oaf who reliably informed my daddy that I am half a kilo heavier than Jerry! Oh the shame :(

Still I got my own back. As soon as that vet person put the needle in my neck I decided to take a swipe at him, I missed but it still felt great.

So I am home, with Jerry and am dictating this from the sanctuary that is the bottom of the bed spread.

Maybe he (Trunk Guy), will buy us some decent food as an apology? I doubt it!


- Brandy (aged 7 and apparently 5 kilos)
No Acid - Black Cat from the album "Rhythm Nation 1814" by Janet Jackson





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