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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

• Grant people the right to one car per household - this would ease parking problems.
• Ban 4x4's and people carriers - my parents didn't need this to get us away on holiday, why do people need them now?
• Ban the school run - make the little bastards walk, I had to!
• Limit families to one child - that way we don't have to put up with lots of screaming kids
• Replace "Parent and Child parking spaces with more disabled spaces. A disability is not a choice, a family is! Why do families get the right to park near the entrance to shops and attractions, especially before the old and invalid?
• Increase the school week to 6 days and reduce school holidays. If children learn more as children, they should be studying more!
• Spend more money on the rail service making sure that freight is taken off the roads
• Regenerate run down areas and derelict housing, to sell to low earners
• To set a law that government department plans (such as the NHS) have to remain unchanged for fifty years - this way the tax payer gets to see a service that works and doesn't waste money every four years on new hair brained schemes
• Don't allow poor people to buy Burberry and Tommy Hillfiger clothes (as well as shell suits, velour tracksuits and the Rooneys'/Beckhams')
• Pay football's an average salary (capped at £30k), forcing the clubs to give the rest of the money over as tax, police funds, local communities and charitable projects
• Ban ITV1 ITV1,2,3 etc. and Sky TV (or only make it available on council estates).
• Keep children in school until they are 21.
• Ban smoking
• Ban The Sun Newspaper, the News of the World and The Star - I know Chav's have to read something but surely the Beano is about their level? Without these rags polluting the news stands maybe we could encourage better debate and individual thought?
• Reduce pub opening hours.